Has anybody been listening to Muttons in the morning on 98.7 recently?

they are really hilarious....everything from their retarded songs to their constant bickering makes me acutally prefer the DJ talk to the music...err..once in a while. As a duo, they really smash all other pretenders handsdown in the humour department.

In case u dunno, they are vernon a and justin ang.

There was an exceptionally sweet piece on air a few days ago.

The muttons proudly announced that they had a new segment on their show. Basically, they would offer to pass messages over da radio that you are too paiseh, too hum, too kok or wadever to tell the other person yourself. All you gotta do in sms in with your story for them to select you.

So anyway they chose this guy Shaun, and called him up on air. Shaun answered and told the Muttons that he has been secretly liking this girl Caroline who's his colleague at a telecoms company. Shaun said Caroline is really beautiful, intelligent, fun to be with and could the muttons please please tell her cos he's too scared. Anyway Shaun has a really nice radio friendly voice and sounds like a cool dude, totally unlike the typical koks who call in. At this point im thinking...shaun must already have a pretty good idea that caroline likes him back or he wont be doing this right.. wad's more he's already hum to begin with...

Okay..so the muttons bade shaun goodbye and proceeded to call up Caroline.

Muttons: hey caroline!!!!!!!!!! we are the Muttons in the morning from 987fm!!!!!

Caroline(sounding confused): orh....hello

Muttons: We have a message from your colleague shaun to pass to you!!! Do you know a Shaun Sim?

Caroline: ah? hmmm yes i do....

Muttons: So how do you find him?

Caroline: well he's a pretty decent chap...quite nice la.

Muttons: Ah! Thats good....cos you see.....Shaun... has...a Crush on you!! He says you are beautiful and smart and he thinks the world of you!

Caroline(sounding flustered): ..huh..are you sure?

Muttons: YES!!! so how ah he got chance anot?

Caroline: err...errr....ah..uh..mm...Do i have to say?

Muttons: Ya la..just say la..if its yes no need paiseh, Shaun would be so happy!! If its no just say too la.. get things straight!

Caroline: Okay. No.

Muttons: WAD!!!! why?! i mean...you said he's a nice guy wad...decent chap and all that...why no chance??

Caroline: er. cos he's ugly.


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